NY/NZ

Dear posters to the craigslist “apartments for rent” message board,

I know where Williamsburg, Clinton Hill, and Prospect Heights are.

Please stop lying.

Regards,

Ruth

Beer – makes you fat.

Wine – makes you broke.

Cocktails – make you drunk.

What’s a girl to do?  The obvious isn’t an option, I’m afraid.

Lately I’ve been a little unnerved by how relevant someecards.com is to my life. There’s this:

followed by this:

and of course:

Let’s not forget:

I wish someone had shown the courtesy of sending this:

so I could have had the pleasure of responding like this:

PS: